Changelog

v0.2 – Slow-state hardening

• Added artificial origin delay, no-store headers, cache-busted local assets, parser-blocking JavaScript, post-load long tasks, a late layout-shift banner, disabled lazy loading, removed image dimensions, and a more realistic static chat widget.
• Added extra eager below-fold JPEG gallery and bloated render-blocking CSS payload.
• No external contact routes, no message submission, no storage, no real analytics, and no client data.

v0.1 – Initial slow lab build

• Initial slow lab build created with WordPress, SQLite, generated heavy media, custom theme, and global stub plugins.
• Dummy content seeded for pages, posts, categories, tags, and author profiles.
• No contact routes, payment links, social links, or real analytics IDs added.